Adventures of David B Fisher: European Edition

While I'm on the eurail my computational access will be limited. So I've set up the system to be as quick and easy for me to use as I can. Pictures will be available when I get back...

To keep you happy until some of you may enjoy this rare footage of Matt Okaty.



June 21:A Vagabond Goes Home

So right now I'm in Würzberg Germany, this is the town I lived in a couple years ago. It is our last couple days in Europe and I just sort of wanted to see this town one more time. Its sort of confusing at this point. I can't convince myself that I live another way, that I have a bed some where that I'm used to. This town is even more confusing, it feels like I´m coming home, but I really can't speak to anyone. Atleast I know what it looks like.

To further this confusion, I just spent the last week with Bryan and Angela Lincoln. So I've been reminiscing and telling old stories. Things are seeming more familiar, but of course I still have to carry all my belongings in a bag about thirty centimeters long. We leave in a few days, but I still am not convinced anywhere is my home.

I am definitly tired, and never feel rested. However, this transient lifestyle is so easy for me to accept. I love guessing at resteraunts, having no clue what is coming. I love the train, I have written essays on how great the train is, there's such an excitement in train stations. The possibilties about to be unfurled by that long machine pushing you to the next town. The beautiful contryside flying by your big window, airplane travelers miss so much.

I do admit a slight emptiness to the whole thing. You never are quite at home. This somehow removes a lasting feeling of comfort. But the fortunate thing is that your constantly seeing the unseen. So it all ends in a couple days, and I walk back onto American soil.

A Brief Factual Update of the Last Several Days
Paris. Eiffel Tower at night. Montemartre Jazz Bar. Art Museums. Mass in Notre Dame. The greatest meal ever. Thirteen hours of train. Angela and Bryan. Leipzig. Katherine Guenthener. European Cup Soccer. Train. Würzburg. Good Bavarian Food.

David
Würzburg, Deutschland - Monday, June 21, 2004 at 16:06:06 (CDT)
June 13: The Scurge of the Tourists

I have lerned to hate something, groups. Groups of any kind enrage me, but especially the thing which must have been conjured up by satan in the deepest crevace of hell, the tour group. They are the bain of my existance. All tour groups are aweful, especially when they push you out of the way at the Mona Lisa, whith their tiny hands wrinkled by age and evil.

Further, I can focus my hatred on one pesron, the lead and harbinger of this evil, the tour guide. They will shoosh a room so that they can speak to there twelve bloated unappreciative customers. They somehow believe that having a lot of people makes them better. Some one should remind these illiterate scurges that majority rule is simply based on higher numbers being physically greater, not some moral right. I especially despise them cutting in front of the line at the ticket counter, because they represent lots of people... Back to hell with your people! I hate your people!

Despite all that me and Sarah are having a blast. Paris of course is Paris.

P.S. French keyboards are definately the worst. You have to press the shift key to type a period.

David
Paris, France - Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 12:36:19 (CDT)
June 10: Recipe For a Great Travel Day

1. Wake up and realize first thing that your train reservation takes you into a country that you did not have on your travel pass.
2. Sit in Milan central station for several hours.
3. Make sure your train is stopped at the border and some people on your train are arrested.
4. Run to your connecting train, because you're last train was late. 5. Now make sure you are going to an obscure location, in the "off season" so that you will be almost to your location but stuck in some nowhere town in France.
6. That town should be holding a film festival so that you can walk all over town, with all your heavy stuff on your back to find a room. But only after several refusals.
7. Make sure the ending is worthi it though. Do so,ething like walk in tunnels carved out of a glacier, or ride a cable car up to 8000 feet.

David
Paris, France - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 11:06:09 (CDT)
June 5: Its not easy to do this on the road...

Its quite difficult to keep blogging across Europe, I swear thats why I haven't written. Internet is either non-existant or quite expensive. And sometimes, like right now there is no tilde key. You know the squiggly feature in my address, which possibly has a different spelling. So I have to resort to creative techniques of writing this.

When I last wrote I had arrived in Veinna, It seems so long ago. It rains apparentlz every day there. Well every day we were there it rained. And it took some convincing, but after the whirlwind view of the Austrian Emprire histroy including two huge palace tours. I came around to the city. Despite the constant construction, everywhere (even in the empirial crypt), and the streets being covered with these guys dressed as Mozart trying to sell crap, and apparently the Emperor of Austria was quite modern, because on the tour of the Royal Apartments you go through this lazer light show, complete with rock music sound track. Despite all that I enjoyed the maze-garden, and the good art, and some quite impressive architected churches. You know the usual European trip junk...

We spent today in Venice, Italy. We rode a gondolla, I ate some really good squid. We had a typical Venitian experience I'm sure. The city is beautiful; its one of those magic places. Venice is even more commercial than Vienna, by far. Its more like a theme park than a city. But its not really suprising I guess, and its so breathtaking it seems to make up for it. But I did here more American English than I've ever heard abroad, its almost the primary language.

This blog entry kind of sucked. Its tough to get away from "I did this", "I'm going here", "My lifes great" type of blogging over here. But I'm cut off from your reality right now. When you pay for the internet by the minute you stop dallying about on news sights all day. Next time I'll be clever (maybe). I'll try.

May 31: Things you can learn in Munich in One Week.
So I've moved on to Veinna (also known as Wien). But I haven't been in touch for a while so I guess I'll fill you in on the rest of München.
I founf out several things during my week there. I found out that both sides of my ass rub on the walls all the way up the several hundred steps of the clock tower on Marienplatz. I found out that the Glockenspiel is the most overated show on earth. I was walking and these really bad bells started ringing and all these fifta year old dudes got real excited and started going around the corner, to find this glorified coo-coo clock, that is in bad need of repair. I learned that the Hofbräuhaus is a really cool place for tourist and locals alike, as is the Chinese Tour Biergarten. I found out that King Ludwig II spent all of the money of Bavaria on Neuschwanstein Castle (a truely amazing place) and his carriage made of gold (all gold). He infact broke the nation of Baveria. He then drown mysteriously at his home in Nymphembourg. And a day later Bavaria joined Prussia uniting Germany into the Second Reich.
I`m in Vienna now, I haven't done much here yet. We start the Griswoldesque tour tomorrow. Its kind of weird here. It is my belief that Veinna is made up of people who were not aloud to live in München. They were kicked out for whatever reason, too short, too un-tan, too old or whatever. Its still a beautiful city, its got history, Mozart and all that... I have to go or it will cost me more to keep typing.

David
Veinna, Austria - Monday, May 31, 2004 at 13:45:35 (CDT)
May 24: How To Survive In München On Less Than 4 Euro Per Day.

It is possible to survive in the city of München (aka Munich) for very little money. (Note that this doesn't consider lodging, but its feasible to stay with some friend of a friend for free.)There are two basic things that one needs to provide themselves in a cost efficient manner: food and entertainment.

The first of these, food, has a quite simple solution, stealing. Just simply take food form markets or people with out asking or paying, you spend zero euros. Okay, okay so you have some moral code which keeps you from stealing or your afraid to get caught. Well, thats fine there exist a second solution that is not quite illegal, probably. Find cheap lodging that offers free breakfast and every morning go in for breakfast, filling up on eggs and sausage etc. Then about midway into your first plate pull a paper bag out of your pocket and start filling it with fruit and bread, pretzels are good too. Keep doing this until you think you've got enough food or the day. If anyone looks at you weird just give them a look like your willing to kill for the bread. And if the waitress says anything act really stupid.

Next is entertainment, during the day go on walks. Walk as far as you can. There's plenty to be seen the public gardens, the city center, the market is entertaining. Art galeries are free to look at, and a few museums as well. While walking an time you see a crowd of people join it. This will sometimes be a guy playing violin or on the luckiest times you'll find an english tour. Just follow the tour close enough to hear them. Read, go to the garden at the palace and sit and read. You'll actually blend right in. Germans love to sit in the sun. I guess cause they don't get much of it the rest of the year, but every park bench in the garden is full of people.

Night time is alittle tougher. Unfortunatly after dark München streets are too cold for you because you didn't bring a coat. Thats what the €4 is for. Your can easily get buy at lots of events on this amount of money. And if you really lucky you'll find some Americans who are lost, and due to your walking you've become quite familiar with the city streets. So if you show them where to go they'll often buy you a meal or something.


David
München, Deutschland - Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 03:27:06 (CDT)
May 22: A Picture InCompleted

So I've spent the past week couped up with some of the best minds in my field. I am easily and sometimes obviously the least educated. It was interesting and sometimes star striking. But at times it was worthless... whatever this sounds crappy. What can I say... Boxy Bulges.

Boxy Bulges are objects who have a box shape. They are related to bars of galaxies as well as peanut bulges. They alos seem to muddy the waters of pseudobulge description terribly. James Binney would argue that they are indeed holding us back and tell us really nothing (as it is quite easy to make a boxy object through completely different means), and Ralf Bender would say that photometric detection alone gives us no information on boxy bulges. Kinematic studies are required to determine what they are currently doing, and as of now that information has been sparse. This needs to be resolved and perhaps its is up to me (and collaborators) to do it. A good fraction of this week was spent argueing over these objects.

If you are up right now I'll add more in a couple hours, I have to catch a cab.

David <twitch@astro.as.utexas.edu>
Ringberg Castle, Germany - Friday, May 21, 2004 at 06:51:08 (CDT)


May 19: The Scientific Method

This week I have learned vast ammounts about astronomy, I have also learned a lot about the scientific process. Apparently it involves a lot of bickering, and argueing because two people call the same phenomenons different words. Also, it has a lot to do with people harboring grudges. And those grudges being passed down to a second generation. The scientific process is extremely dependent on the ability of someone to let themselves look like a fool because of their tremendous ego. It also seems that alcohol has a lot to do with science. The scientific process hionges on outlandish and undefendable statements which allow for the eruption of atleast 20 minutes of most of what I've described above. The statement,"I am not a theorist..." is a large part of getting science done.

This week I have lost innosence as a scientist. I am seeing science, this romantic establishment to which I have now committed my life much like a young priest, being held up and slowed because people can't get over old disagreements. I used to believe that people argued sceintific points because they believe in their results and want to get the right answer. And that does happen, sometimes. I think other times, and I've seen it happen at this workshop, people make an arguement because it is the opposite side as person X.

So as I was witnessing today, a scientist argue, because that is the only way this person seems to know how to communicate. I began thinking about the unimportance of astronomy. The triviality our results have for the rest of society. I've allways liked this reality somewhat. But today it made me disgusted at the lack of understanding many people had for this reality.

I hope this didn't imply to anyone that I want to leave this field, because I don't. I just don't want to grow up into these people whose personal sense of worth is based upon how much they have changed a field that has no application to society, other than soem aspect of academic entertainment.


David
Ringberg Castle, Germany - Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 08:18:26 (CDT)


The Castle

I have reached my first real destination, Ringberg Castle, nestled snuggling in the Alps. Apparently I am a bit of a rookie becasue I was the first person here, which turned out to be good when I broke one of the doors (and fixed it in privacy) it made a large crashing sound. I've spent the past hour or so poking my nose around the castle, I love saying that.

As I was riding the train to get here I was wondering what truely is it that makes Europe different, and it is things like this place. It is amazing! On all but one of side the castle are mountains a couple are snow capped. The side that does not veiw mountains looks over a valley, in this valley is a lake. All the rooms are furnished with oak desks and tables. The walls are covered with some really creepy tapestries depicting spookey rituals performed by witches and deer people.Everything is slightly dim. Wandering around the grounds will result in the discovery of hidden court yards, and secret stair cases leading to some garden. Apparently it is the hunting lodge of somebody in some period of time. So its got all these statues of animal related gods, like Pan etc.

I guess I'm sorry if these blog entries become basically one of those look at how cool my life is blogs. But this place is awesome. I can't think of anything clever to say because I'm too wonder struck.
Something to Say

So I did think of something to say, and it involves self disappointment.
As I was wandering around the castle grounds I thought it would be cool if I were storming this place, then I realized that I got that thought from the Dirty Dozen. This of course led me to think its quite sad that a signifigant percentage of my knowledge of Germany comes from movies starring people like Lee Marvin. Is this what all my education has come to, that when faced with an extrodinary surrounding I reach into my bag of knowledge and pull out a reference to Jim Brown throwing grenades on a bunch of Nazi's. And I consider myself, especially in my most pretentious moments, to be somewhat seperated from pop-culture. Anyway, this castle does look like a nice Nazi castle, if only I had a machine gun and a side kick played by Lawrence Fishburn...


David
Schloss Ringberg, Deutschland - Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 07:35:17 (CDT)
Day One

GütenMargen, So I made it to Germany and to my hotel finally. The city (of Munich aka München) is as beautiful as I remember. I'm staying a short walk from the city center, but not for long.

Right now I'm getting re-acquainted with the ideosynchrosies of the Eurpoean world. At the immeadiate now it is the keyboard. Also, I had forgotten about the tiny showers, the ways in which energy conservation is abundant in there lives, motion sensor lighting, your room key also turns on the electricity in the hotel room. The huge windows that your could easily walk out of even on the fifth floor.

Of course all of this comes under a veil of jet lag. This is an awfully dreadful yet inevitable existanse of the world traveler. After getting three hours of sleep in the 24 hours of traveling my arrival in München was actually quite exhilerating; of course, I wore off a lot of that energy in the two hours I spent wandering the streets looking for my hotel room. I now know the advantage of a backpack over my duffel bag. I knew I was wrong when I found myself in little Istanbul so I went back to the baunhoff (or trainstation) and took a cab (two blocks away fromt he train door). But still I had to see the city. So I did. Walking through a crowded foreign city hearing insane peoples shouting in a foreign toungue all seen through a glazy jet lag fog is entertaining at minimum. The unfortunate reality of hunger set in after another couple hours, so I set out in search for a döner shop. I had to go all the way back to little Istanbul, for there were none to me known in the city zentrum. Two döners later and several glasses of water I found the culminating crescendo of jet lag smacking me in the face. I barely made it back to my hotel room with out falling asleep standing up. I even walked into the wrong hotel (it looked similar). Anyway I passed out face down fully clothed at 5pm (or 17:00 uhr) and woke up around 4 am (or 4uhr). And now I am fully awake to see the rainy sun rise in München. I leave for the castle around noon.

David
München, Deutschland - Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 00:00:05 (CDT)
This is my last night in Austin for the next month. I'm staying up all night in an attempt to lesson the jet lag.I'm flying from Austin to Dallas to London to Munich. The entire trip will take about 24 hours. I stay in Munich for one night then head to Ringberg Castle.

This kind of a crappy entry, but all I'm doing is waiting to go. I've said this to multiple people but I just want to leave now. I'll write more from the other side of the Atlantic.

David <twitch@spitzer.as.utexas.edu>
Austin, TX USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 23:52:33 (CDT)